Back In The Good Old Dayz.

The Journey To Great.

The Wherewithal Of A Legend.

Laugh Out Loud.

The Battle For Coca-Cola

The Battle For Coca-Cola
Rages On.

Ain't Nothing Like
The Real Thing, Maybe.

Last Blast Of Cool.

The Death Of Advertising.

Working Twice As Hard

I Don't Mean To Say
I Told You So, But...

Global Cooling

It Is Futile to Resist,

Are Consumers Smarter
Then We Are?.

The Four Great Myths
Of Global Branding.

Mr Bevis Butts Heads
At Mitsubishi

Agility In The Marketplace

Mitsu Who?

The Best Laid Plans
Of Mice And Men.

The Future As I See It.

Dare to Be Great:
The Mad Genius of "The Matrix
""

Some Nerve:

The Boy who Broke My Heart

Mitsubishi's New Marketing Boss
Out Of The Frying Pan.

Too Busy For Temptation

The One True Thing

Concept Is Stronger Than Fact.

I Create, Therefore I Am.

Value Perception In A World
Gone Mad With "Cool"

The Lost Art Of Persuasion

The Future of Advertising
The Brand

The Future of Advertising
The Targets

The Future of Advertising
The Grid

The Future of Advertising
The Swarm

Technology
Making The Message Meaningful

The Only Business That Matters Is The One You're In.

Fight Club. Final Round.

Nightmare On Madison Avenue

Want A Friend? Buy A Dog.

Dead Men Talking.

When Ideas Fail.

424,867 Empty Suits.

If Plutarch Toiled At Y&R.

What Ever Happened To The
Big Idea?

Messing With Myth And Legend

The Post-Advertising Era Is Here

Making It Up As We Go.

Confessions Of A" Liar For Hire"

Good, Bad and Ugly At the Moment of Truth

The Voices Of Experience

The Toughest Woman Alive.

Nobody Is Paying Attention.

A Post-Advertising "Big Idea".

The Value Of A Paying Pustomer.

Emergence Of the "Empire of One".

All customers Are Created Equal

Playing God An Other Atrocities

Happy Fucking Birthday To Me

the City That Spawned
The Age Of Advertising.
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The Death Of Dumb

Fear And Self Loathing In Advertising.

The Greatest Success Metric Is Sales.

No, Thank You

Foot In (Word Of) Mouth Disease

The True Cool

2006. Nothing Sticks.

In the Begining, There Was The End.

Resolution, Schmezolution

Facing Up To Mortality

Boomers Downshift
To Neutral

The Rise And Fall
Of The Creative Class

Google Goes To DefCon5

What's Love Got To Do With It?

Looking Beyond Creativity.

Champagne Brand
Beer Marketing Budget

Size Matters. ( Not.)

Divided, But Not Conquered

Tired Of Being Wired.

Amtrak: Third World Nation On Wheels.

New Music Means
New Marketing.

Automotive Advertising Hits A Dead End.






 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Power Of A Simple Idea.

In an age where companies like Schweppes/Cadbury are O.K. with taking a $9 million write down for a Dr. Pepper TV campaign that will never see the light of day, a "simple idea" is a radical concept. At the last Square Table discussion in the Red Room, a group of Post-Advertising zealots took up the challenge of trying to create, build, launch and distribute a product for 1 dollar a unit or less. One bean, all in.

Impossible, you say? Impractical! claims common wisdom. But do-able nonetheless, says I. And we got quite a bit down the road with it.

 


VOLUME
EIGHTY THREE
WEDNESDAY
APRIL 19, 2006

After a round of shaken but not stirreds, the low-budget ideas began to flow. "Boobvertising" was the first idea to surface. Needless to say, we killed that one first off when it was discovered that none of the ladies present were even slightly interested in helping with the prototype.

YOU SUCK. YOUR OPINIONS SUCK. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SUCKS. NO WONDER YOU DON'T PUT YOUR FULL FACE ON THIS RAG. YOUR LOOKS PROBABLY SUCK TOO!!!- Anon, Pittsburgh

One more happy reader added
to our team . – hw

 

The next idea tossed on the square table was to take this publication and sell certain words that would be linked to sponsoring websites. (Personally, I could not see the value in anyone paying $500 a month for use of the word "the" on these pages. But never let it be said that Harry Webber passed up an opportunity to self-promote.) We even had someone track down the proper section of eBay where such a media buy could be posted. Finally, Angela put her foot down and we were urged to move on to something more practical.

Of course, by now you might be wondering why some of the sharpest minds in the Post-Advertising Era are sitting around the Square Table in the Red Room at GASP on a Friday night trying to come up with impossibly cheap ideas.
Well here it is. We were looking for something that we could create from scratch and use to fund something bigger. And then use that to fund something even bigger.

Our objective was to see if the concept of bootstrap economics was actually workable. Bootstrap Economics was started in Japan last year when Daiwa Securities Group Inc. and Waseda University started a program for undergraduates in April. Professor Hideo Namiki, who supervises the course, stated the university's goal is to launch 100 start-ups, or 10 percent of the government target, in the Japanese business publication Asahi. (I don't think Professor Hideo would approve of a business plan for "boobvertising".)

The ideation on a shoestring continued. (Ever notice how bootstrap and shoestring both mean the same thing in economics...and that nobody wears shoes that lace up any more?)

But I digress. Within the first hour we had several simple ideas that held potential. But nothing that blew the doors off.

Then somebody mentioned the idea of teaching a course in Post-Advertising Marketing Theory. The cost involved would be no more than an e-mail blast to our mailing list and a series of flyers posted around the local campuses. Now that was something we could build on. But not in the next few weeks. Back to work.

Another person mentioned an article in the current issue of Wired that gushed on about Allen Morgan, a Venture Capitalist at the Mayfield Fund who spends most of his time digging up the business plans of failed dot coms. His mission is to identify companies who were "ahead-of-their-time" and as a result, subsequently crashed and burned.

I doubted whether Allen Morgan will find any companies that he can ressucitate for less than a buck. But it did send us searching through a couple of back issues of Fast Company to come up with some useless concepts we could repackage and raise a few million dollars with.

All and all, the "simple Idea" topic was responsible for firing up one of our more heated weekly discussions. What it served to prove was that when you are used to being paid top dollar for your creativity, the introduction of economic boundries can severely hamper your style. The Japanese may be on to something with their Bootstrap Economics program, now making its way through their universities. Time will tell.

Stay tuned.

 

 

 


 

 

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