VOLUME 141

WEDNESDAY
May 30, 2007

What makes you so negative about everything?--David R, Cleveland

Everything.–hw

MAD002
The Journey to Great

MAD009
The Death of Advertising

MAD023
The Boy Who Broke My Heart

MAD025
Too Busy for Temptation

MAD072
The Rise and Fall of theCreative Class

MAD077
Size Matters. Not!

MAD006
The Battle for Coca-Cola Rages On

MAD059
Happy Birthday to Me

MAD060
The City that Spawned the Age of Advertising

MAD066
The True Cool

MAD095
The Creeping Influence Of All Things Emo.

MAD015
The Four Great Myths of Global Branding

MAD026
The One True Thing

MAD030
The Lost Art of Persuasion

MAD021
Dare To Be Great: The Mad Genius of The "Matrix"

MAD071
Boomers Downshift
To Neutral

MAD092
Advertising Immunity. Can It Be Cured In Our Lifetime?

MAD100
Breathing New Life Into American Business.



AD/PR AGENCIES
A.C. Nielsen Co
Anomoly .
Arnold Worldwide
BBDO NY
Bravo Group
Brodeur Porter Novelli
Brandimensions
Bumble Ward & Associates
Burston Marsteller
Campbell Ewald
Carat USA
Chicago Creative
Cimarron Group
The Conference Board
Cramer Krasselt
Creative Media
Crispin Porter & Bogusky
Dai Worldwide
D'arcy Masius Benton Bowles
David & Goliath
DDB Needham
Deutsch, Inc.
Designory
Draft Worldwide
Euro/Halvas North America
Fallon
Fleishman Hilliard
Foote, Cone & Belding
Fusion P.R.
Goodby,Silverstein
Grey Advertising
GSD&M
Hal Riney & Partners
Hill & Knowlton
Hill, Holiday
Interpublic Group
J. Walter Thompson USA.
Infinity Marketing Solutions
Jager Di Paola
Kemp
Jordan Case McGrath
Landor Associates
Leo Burnett USA
Leverage
Lowe Lintas
The Martin Agency
The MacManus Group
Masterminds Adv.
McCann-Erickson
McKinney & Silver
MetroDetroit Signs
The McManus MGroup
McKinsey & Co
Mediacom
Media Log
Mindshare
Modem Media
Modernista
Mullen Advertising
Noble &
Associates
Ogilvy & Mather
Organic Online
Omnicom Group
P&F MCommunications
Partnership
Patriot Media and MCommunications
Publicis
Rives Carlberg,
The Romann Group
Saatchi and Saatchi
Schlesinger Assoc
SevenTwentyFour
The Sponsorship Co.
Sullivan, Higdon & Sink
TBWA Chiat/Day
True North
US Web
US Web Pittsburgh
Valentine McCormick Ligibel
Wong Doody
WPP Group
Western Media
Weiden & Kennedy
Young & Rubicam
Zentropy
Zyman Group

PUBLICATIONS
Adrants
Adweek
American Busines Media
American City Business Journal
Bloomberg Financial
Brandweek
C|Net
Chicago Tribune
CMP Publications,
Corbis Corp.
Cox Newspapers
Crain Communications
Dow Jones
DowJones-
Telerate
Forbes, Inc.
Getty Images
Hachette Filipacchi
Harper Collins
Houghton Miffin Co.
Knight-Ridder
Las Vegas Review Journal
Lexis-Nexis
Los Angeles Times
Medialink Worldwide
Meridith Corporation
Monster Worldwide
Network
New York Magazine
New York Observer
New York Times
News Corp.
Playboy
Public Interest Network
Random House,
Reuters Information
Screenvision Cinema
The Mcgraw-Hill MCos.
The Providence Journal
The Economist
TV Guide
United

FINANCIAL FIRMS
Assurant, Inc.
American Express
American Family Insurance
Automatic Data
Bank Of America
Bank One
Banque Paribus
Bear Sterns MSecurity
Booze Allen Hamilton
Central Life Insurance
Charles Schwab & Co.
Citicorp Global Information Network
Chase Manhatten Bank
Commonwealth
Dean Witter
Debartolo Properties
Deutsche Bank
Dorland Sweeny Jones
Discover Financial Services
Ernst & Young
Fannie Mae
Farmers Insurance
First American Title
Guardian Life Insurance
Greenwich Capital Markets
Harris Trust & MSavings
Icon International
Indymac Bancorp
Investors Bank & Trust
John Hancock Insurance
Johnson & Higgins
Kiwi Partners, Inc
KMPG LP
Kmpg/Peat Marwick
Lehman Brothers
Lazard Freres
Massachussetts MMutual
Mckinsey & Company
Merril Lynch
Met Life
Mutual Life Of Canada
Mutual Of Omaha
Morgan Stanley MGroup
Nations Bank
New York Life
Oliver Wyman, Inc
PanAsian Venture
Capital .
Paine Webber
Price Waterhouse
Principal Financial Group
Progressive Insurance
Regent Business Centers
Reliastar Financial
Royal Bank of Canada
Salomon Inc
State Farm Mutual
Sun America
Swift Ventures
VeriSign
United Title
Wells Fargo
World Bank Group

GOVERNMENT/NGO
42nd Communications Squadron, Maxwell AFB
Admin Office of U.S. Courts
Air Force Logistics Command.
American Heart Assn.
Autism Partnership
The Art Institute International
American Red Cross
Cal Dept. of Social Services
Canadian Wheat Board
City Of Philadelphia
City of Los Angeles
City of New York
Commonwealth of Kentucky
Communicom Services, Alabama
Development Prog.
DOD Network
Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians
Federal Reserve Board
Hadassah Corporation
Harvard University
Institute For Advanced Study
Internal Revenue Service
John D & Cathrine T. McArthur Foundation
Leukemia & Lymphomia Fund
LosAngeles Unified
School District
NASA
Navy Network Information Center
NJ Dept. of Treasury
N.J. Transit
New York Police Dept.
Office of Mgmt. and Budget
Port Authority Of NY NJ
State of Idaho
State Of Ohio Network
State of Tennessee
Dept. of Education
Stanford University
y St. Francis House
St. Luke's Shawnee Mission
The Freedom Forum
The Hay Group
U.S. Army Research
U.S. Dept. of Commerce
U.S. Dept. of State
U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development
Utah Educational Network
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
United Nations
United Space Alliance
U.S. Geological Survey
United Federation of
Teachers Welfare Fund
Virginia Economic Development
Western Cancer Center






AUTOMOTIVE
Chrysler Motors Corp.
General Motors
Mercedes-Benz NA

Mercedes-Benz USA
Mitsubishi Motor Sales
Nissan North America
Volkswagen of America
Harley-Davidson

TECHNOLOGY
Accelovation
AG Technologies
Allied Signal, Inc.
Altavista Company
Apple Computer
AT&T Corp.
Bell Laboratories
Boeing
Cisco Systems
Computer Sciences Corp.
Compass Communications
Computerwise, Inc.
Cornerstone Research
Cybernostic Group
Cyveillance, Inc.
Danger.com
Dell Computer Corp.
Diebold
Digitas
Energy Group Networks
E. D. S.
Edaptivity.com
Equinix, Inc.
Evocative, Inc
GHI Technologies
GTech, Corp.
Genentech, Inc
General Electric Plastics
Hewlett-Packard Co.
Hollywood Interactive
Honeywell, Inc.
Hughes Network
IBM Corporation
Knology Holdings
Intel Corporation
Layered MTechnologies
Macromedia, Inc.
MediaLog, Inc.
Metrored SA
Microsoft Corp
Microsoft Hotmail
Mobilnetics, Corp.
MindShare
NKH&W Fon
National Center for Supercomputing
NTT America
Netscape
NetVision, Ltd.
New Dream Network
Network Solutions
Northrop Grumman
Nynex Science & Technology
Oracle Datenbanksystem GmbH
Pulitzer Technologies
PlayStar Music Corp.
PiloSoft, Inc.
Ricoh
Reuters Information
Rackspace.com, Ltd.
Tech
Salk Institute
Savvis
SAP America
Sciworth, Inc.
Scripps Research Institute
Sonic Walls
Sun Microsystems
Supercomputing
Secure Computing
Symantec
MSystems
UAL Loyalty Services
Union DataCom
VeriSign
Virtual Compute
Corp.
Wynne D City Power
Web M.D.
Xerox Palo Alto Research Center
Yahoo!
Yipes Communications

ENTERTAINMENT
19 Entertainment
20th Century Fox
Agency for MPerforming Arts
Ask Jeeves, Inc.
Barnes & Noble
CAA
CBS Studio Center
CBS, Inc.
CineWorks
Clear Channel
Courtroom TV Network
DIC Entertainment
DirecTV
Disney Worldwide Services
Electric Lightwave
Emeril’s Homebase Exxon Mobile Corp.
ESPN
Fandango
Franklin Weinrib Rudell
Golf TV
GE/NBC
Harpo Productions
Hollywood Gower
International Creative Mgmt
Metropolitan Museum of Art
MCA Inc.
NHL Enterprises
Paramount Pictures
Public BroadcastingMCo.
Screenvision
Sirius Satellite Radio
Sony Pictures Entertainment
Steinway & Sons
The Broder Kurland Agency
The Gersh Agency
The New York Jets
Ticketmaster
Universal Studios
Universal Music Group
United Talent Agency
Vasallo, PC
Viacom International
Videotron Telecom
Visable World, Inc.
Webb Uffnar Agency

CONSUMER PRODUCTS
Abbott Laboratories
Affiliated Foods
Air Canada
Allegiance
American Airlines, Inc.
Healthcare
Amazon.com
Allied Signal, Inc.
Amaco Corporation
Anheuser Busch
Apple Computer
Berretta, USA
Bausch & Lomb
Bayer Corp.
Borders, Inc.
Calvin Klein Cosmetics
Canadian Mental
Christian & Timbers
Company
Colgate Palmolive
Conrail
Cooper Oil Tool Div.
Corp. Edison Group
Delta Air Lines
Dr Pepper/Seven Up
Eli Lilly & Company
Estee Lauder
Ethan Allen
Federal Express Corp.
First Health Growth
Health Assn
H.J. Heinz Co.
Heinz Service Company
Hotjobs.com
The Home Depot
HQ Global Workplaces
Humana
Ikea NA Services
International Paper
Johanna Foods Inc.
Johns Hopkins
Johns Manville
Johnson & Johnson
Joseph E. Seagram
Kaiser Permianente
Kinkos, Inc
Masonic Homes
Mead Corp.
Merck & Co.
McKesson
National Gypsum
Norfolk&Western Railway
Nike
Office Max
Oliver Peoples
Pepsi-Cola
Pfizer
Phillip Morris
Procter & Gamble
RCN Corporation
The Ritz Carlton
S.C. Johnson Wax
Scripps Health
Schering-Plough .
Sharper Image
Sony North America
Starbucks Coffee Co
Starwood Hotels
The Limited, Inc.
Tiffany & Co.
Tishman Speyer
Trek Bicycles
Tyco Electronics
Under Armour
Wellpoint Health
Networks
Wm. Wrigley Gunderson
Yum! Brands, Inc.

 

+New This Month


   

When I was a young boy I spent some time in the small mountain town of Altoona, Pennsylvania. Nestled at the base of the Alleghany mountains, Altoona was a railroad town. A company town. Meandering along the banks of the Juniata River, the town of Altoona traced the four tracks of the mighty Pennsylvania Railroad and depended upon its cavernous car and locomotive shops and foundries for its day-to-day existence. If there had been no PRR there would have been no Altoona.

The keystone logotype of the PRR was emblazoned across every wall, bridge, boxcar, locomotive, structure and crossing in town. It was worn proudly on lapel pins and displayed reverently on tombstones. "Pennsy born. Pennsy bred. When I die I'll be Pennsy dead," was the way I saw it expressed across the stainless steel overnight cases of the mountain engineers who took streamliners like the Broadway Limited up and over the 13 percent ruling grade, around the world famous Horseshoe Curve and on into the perpetually crimson haze that hung over the Steel City of Pittsburgh like a swirling shroud.

For more than 100 years the Pennsylvania Railroad was the largest corporation in America and the first to reach a billion dollars a year in revenue. It was among the first of the great American brands. Today it is no more. Gone the way of TWA, Oldsmobile, Univac, and Bell Telephone. Gone because it ceased to matter. Today more and more brands cease to matter. Not because they have been passed by on our march to progress. They don't matter because the Audience has chosen to ignore their existence. These brands have become meaningless in the minds of those who once depended upon them to define their very existence.

AT&T, which used to invite us to "Reach Out And Touch Someone, " Is now promising "The World. Delivered." Are they a phone company or a package expediter ?   Ford Motor Company, who convinced us that "Quality Is Job 1, " is now touting "Bold Moves, " which gives us absolutely nothing to believe in. Of course Madison Avenue is to blame for this creative bankruptcy of brand equity. But it has gone way beyond the finger pointing stage.

How many automotive nameplates do we need? Ask Hundai. They are on the verge of introducing a new luxury line of automobiles to compete with Lexus and Infinity. A luxury Hundai. What is wrong with this picture, boys and girls? Perhaps they can get Rodney King to be their spokesman. A true icon of opulence if ever there was one. Well, who else's name comes to mind when you say Hundai?

We are on the edge of one of the greatest slides in shareholder value ever seen in this country, yet nothing is being done by our image makers to address the issue.

A man in a red pigtail wig has an epiphany while kicking a tree with a bunch of other men in a forest and I am supposed to get appetite appeal out of that and run right down to, "Where was that again?" How embarrassing does it have to get before the wholesale firings start to sweep through the creative departments of Madison Avenue? Where are the Stockholder Action Committees and their disruption of the annual stockholder's meetings demanding the heads of the CMO's on a pike for their brand erosive management practices? Where is the moral outrage from the Wall Street Journal and Business Week? Where are the alternatives to the full-nervous advertising agency business model that everybody says is broken? Where are the industry pundits?

Joe Jaffee is busy touting his new kickback from Nikon, his back-sliding diet and some worthless blog poll and Scott Donaton is spouting platitudes about the decline and fall of BudTV . Where are the best minds of our time? Certainly not in the schools. I had some wannabe art director whose work was featured in the One Show Student Competition blow off a job interview TWICE without so much as a phone call. What did they teach her at her so-called institution of higher learning ? If our salvation is not at hand from the new generation, then where?

I'll tell you where. From the clients, that's where. It all started when Roger Enrico sat down with Don King, who went to dinner with Joe and Katherine Jackson to get Michael and his brothers to reunite for the Victory Tour. For one bright and shining moment Pepsi pulled ahead of Coke and the die was cast. Of course BBDO was nowhere in the deal until they set Mike's hair on fire, but that's par for the course. Ever since, clients have been taking creative matters into their own hands, with mixed results. Mike worked wonders for Pepsi, Bono, not so much for the sponsors of "Red."   "True" worked for Bud, but BudTV was stillborn.

It's not easy for clients to take matters into their own hands, but the advertising industry is giving them little alternative. For every victory like the Guy Richie films for BMW there is a disaster like the Guy Richie commercial of a nine year old kid joy-riding a Corvette down Park Avenue South. For every fifty incidents of million dollar fees a client throws away paying a talent agency to make the deal of a lifetime for their brand, there is only one Tom Hanks delivering his FedEx package after being marooned on a deserted island for years.

There are a great many clients reading this article right now. Don't give up the fight for the New Creativity. It really is in your hands. And don't wait for your agency to show up with the big idea. They wouldn't know a big idea if it served them with an eviction notice.

And now a word from our sponsor. For the past few weeks we have been outlining a process we call Adaptive Branding. We have been exposing this process to a representitive sample of the Audience in group discussions and online forums for several months now. As mentioned last week, we also ran a few computerization models to examine Adaptive Branding theories for scalability . So far the results, though far from conclusive, have been extremely encouraging.

Our next step is to inject our GASP New Creative component of the Adaptive Branding System into our audience equations. The GASP New Creative components are about as far removed from traditional advertising executions as you can get. Once our testing is completed, we will post a demonstration for those of you who have an interest in what may come next.

Until then, keep up the good fight. Reinforcements are on the way.

 

Stay tuned.

 

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