VOLUME 139

WEDNESDAY
May 15, 2007

I don't know if anybody else pays attention but your Intern cartoon is hilarious.I can totally identify--Rob Z., NYC

Don't encourage the riff-raff. Maybe they will just go away –hw

MAD002
The Journey to Great

MAD009
The Death of Advertising

MAD023
The Boy Who Broke My Heart

MAD025
Too Busy for Temptation

MAD072
The Rise and Fall of theCreative Class

MAD077
Size Matters. Not!

MAD006
The Battle for Coca-Cola Rages On

MAD059
Happy Birthday to Me

MAD060
The City that Spawned the Age of Advertising

MAD066
The True Cool

MAD095
The Creeping Influence Of All Things Emo.

MAD015
The Four Great Myths of Global Branding

MAD026
The One True Thing

MAD030
The Lost Art of Persuasion

MAD021
Dare To Be Great: The Mad Genius of The "Matrix"

MAD071
Boomers Downshift
To Neutral

MAD092
Advertising Immunity. Can It Be Cured In Our Lifetime?

MAD100
Breathing New Life Into American Business.



AD/PR AGENCIES
A.C. Nielsen Co.
Arnold Worldwide
BBDO NY
Bravo Group
Brodeur Porter Novelli
Brandimensions
Bumble Ward & MAssociates
Burston Marsteller
Campbell Ewald
Carat USA
Chicago Creative
Cimarron Group
The Conference Board
Cramer Krasselt
Creative Media
Crispin Porter & Bogusky
Dai Worldwide
D'arcy Masius Benton Bowles
David & Goliath
DDB Needham
Deutsch, Inc.
Designory
Draft Worldwide
Euro/Halvas North America
Fallon
Fleishman Hilliard
Foote, Cone & MBelding
Fusion P.R.
Goodby,Silverstein
Grey Advertising
GSD&M
Hal Riney & Partners
Hill & Knowlton
Hill, Holiday
Interpublic Group
J. Walter MThompson USA.
Infinity Marketing Solutions
Jager Di Paola
Kemp
Jordan Case McGrath
Landor Associates
Leo Burnett USA
Leverage
Lowe Lintas
The Martin Agency
The MacManus Group
Masterminds Adv.
McCann-Erickson
McKinney & Silver
MetroDetroit Signs
The McManus MGroup
McKinsey & Co
Mediacom
Media Log
Mindshare
Modem Media
Modernista
Mullen Advertising
Noble &
Associates
Ogilvy & Mather
Organic Online
Omnicom Group
P&F MCommunications
Partnership
Patriot Media and MCommunications
Publicis
Rives Carlberg,
The Romann Group
Saatchi and Saatchi
Schlesinger Assoc
SevenTwentyFour
The Sponsorship Co.
Sullivan, Higdon & Sink
TBWA Chiat/Day
True North
US Web
US Web Pittsburgh
Valentine McCormick Ligibel
Wong Doody
WPP Group
Western Media
Young & Rubicam
Zentropy
Zyman Group

PUBLICATIONS
Adrants
Adweek
American Busines Media
American City Business Journal
Bloomberg Financial
Brandweek
C|Net
Chicago Tribune
CMP Publications,
Corbis Corp.
Cox Newspapers
Crain Communications
Dow Jones
DowJones-
Telerate
Forbes, Inc.
Getty Images
Hachette Filipacchi
Harper Collins
Houghton Miffin Co.
Las Vegas Review Journal
Lexis-Nexis
Los Angeles Times
Medialink Worldwide
Meridith Corporation
Monster Worldwide
Network
New York Magazine
New York MObserver
New York Times
News Corp.
Playboy
Public Interest Network
Random House,
Reuters Information
Screenvision Cinema
The Mcgraw-Hill MCos.
The Providence Journal
The Economist
TV Guide
United

FINANCIAL FIRMS
Assurant, Inc.
American Express
American Family Insurance
Automatic Data
Bank Of America
Bank One
Banque Paribus
Bear Sterns MSecurity
Booze Allen Hamilton
Central Life MInsurance
Charles Schwab & Co.
Citicorp Global Information Network
Chase Manhatten Bank
Commonwealth
Dean Witter
Debartolo Properties
Deutsche Bank
Dorland Sweeny Jones
Ernst & Young
Fannie Mae
Farmers Insurance
First American Title
Guardian Life Insurance
Greenwich Capital Markets
Harris Trust & MSavings
Icon International
Indymac Bancorp
Investors Bank & Trust
John Hancock Insurance
Johnson & Higgins
Kiwi Partners, Inc
KMPG LP
Kmpg/Peat Marwick
Lehman Brothers
Lazard Freres
Massachussetts MMutual
Mckinsey & Company
Merril Lynch
Met Life
Mutual Life Of Canada
Mutual Of Omaha
Morgan Stanley MGroup
Nations Bank
New York Life
Oliver Wyman, Inc
PanAsian Venture
Capital .
Paine Webber
Price Waterhouse
Principal Financial Group
Progressive Insurance
Regent Business Centers
Reliastar Financial
Royal Bank of Canada
Salomon Inc
State Farm Mutual
Sun America
Swift Ventures
VeriSign
United Title
Wells Fargo
World Bank Group

GOVERNMENT/NGO
42nd Communications Squadron, Maxwell AFB
Admin Office of U.S. Courts
Air Force Logistics MCommand.
Autism Partnership
The Art Institute International
American Red Cross
Cal Dept. of Social Services
Canadian Wheat Board
City Of Philadelphia
City of Los Angeles
City of New York
Commonwealth of Kentucky
Communicom Services, Alabama
Development Prog.
DOD Network
Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians
Federal Reserve Board
Hadassah Corporation
Harvard University
Institute For Advanced Study
Internal Revenue Service
John D & Cathrine T. McArthur Foundation
Leukemia & Lymphomia Fund
LosAngeles Unified
School District
NASA
Navy Network Information Center
NJ Dept. of Treasury
N.J. Transit
New York Police Dept.
Office of Mgmt. and Budget
Port Authority Of NY NJ
State of Idaho
State Of Ohio Network
State of Tennessee
Dept. of Education
St. Francis House
St. Luke's Shawnee Mission
The Freedom Forum
The Hay Group
U.S. Army Research
U.S. Dept. of Commerce
U.S. Dept. of State
U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development
Utah Educational Network
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
United Nations
United Space Alliance
U.S. Geological Survey
United Federation of
Teachers Welfare Fund
Virginia Economic Development
Western Cancer Center






AUTOMOTIVE
Chrysler Motors Corp.
General Motors
Mercedes-Benz NA

Mercedes-Benz USA
Mitsubishi Motor Sales
Nissan North America
Volkswagen of America
Harley-Davidson

TECHNOLOGY
Accelovation
AG Technologies
Allied Signal, Inc.
Altavista Company
Apple Computer
AT&T Corp.
Bell Laboratories
Boeing
Cisco Systems
Computer Sciences Corp.
Compass Communications
Computerwise, Inc.
Cornerstone Research
Cybernostic Group
Cyveillance, Inc.
Danger.com
Dell Computer Corp.
Diebold
Digitas
Energy Group Networks
E. D. S.
Edaptivity.com
Equinix, Inc.
Evocative, Inc
GHI Technologies
GTech, Corp.
Genentech, Inc
General Electric Plastics
Hewlett-Packard Co.
Hollywood Interactive
Honeywell, Inc.
Hughes Network
IBM Corporation
Knology Holdings
Intel Corporation
Layered MTechnologies
Macromedia, Inc.
MediaLog, Inc.
Metrored SA
Microsoft Corp
Microsoft Hotmail
Mobilnetics, Corp.
MindShare
NKH&W Fon
National Center for Supercomputing
NTT America
Netscape
NetVision, Ltd.
New Dream Network
Northrop Grumman
Oracle Datenbanksystem GmbH
Pulitzer Technologies
PlayStar Music Corp.
PiloSoft, Inc.
Ricoh
Reuters Information
Rackspace.com, Ltd.
Tech
Salk Institute
Savvis
SAP America
Sciworth, Inc.
Scripps Research Institute
Sonic Walls
Sun Microsystems
Supercomputing
Secure Computing
Symantec
MSystems
UAL Loyalty Services
Union DataCom
VeriSign
Virtual Compute
Corp.
Wynne D City Power
Web M.D.
Xerox Palo Alto Research Center
Yahoo!
Yipes Communications

ENTERTAINMENT
19 Entertainment
20th Century Fox
Agency for MPerforming Arts
Ask Jeeves, Inc.
Barnes & Noble
CAA
CBS Studio Center
CBS, Inc.
CineWorks
Clear Channel
Courtroom TV MNetwork
DIC Entertainment
DirecTV
Disney Worldwide Services
Electric Lightwave
Emeril’s Homebase Exxon Mobile Corp.
ESPN
Fandango
Franklin Weinrib Rudell
Golf TV
GE/NBC
Harpo Productions
Hollywood Gower
International MCreative Mgmt
Metropolitan Museum of Art
MCA Inc.
NHL Enterprises
Paramount Pictures
Public BroadcastingMCo.
Screenvision
Sirius Satellite Radio
Sony Pictures Entertainment
Steinway & Sons
The Broder Kurland Agency
The Gersh Agency
The New York Jets
Ticketmaster
Universal Studios
Universal Music Group
United Talent Agency
Vasallo, PC
Viacom International
Videotron Telecom
Visable World, Inc.
Webb Uffnar Agency

CONSUMER PRODUCTS
Abbott Laboratories
Affiliated Foods
Air Canada
Allegiance
American Airlines, Inc.
Healthcare
Amazon.com
Allied Signal, Inc.
Amaco Corporation
Anheuser Busch
Apple Computer
Berretta, USA
Bausch & Lomb
Bayer Corp.
Borders, Inc.
Calvin Klein Cosmetics
Canadian Mental
Christian & Timbers
Company
Colgate Palmolive
Conrail
Cooper Oil Tool Div.
Delta Air Lines
Dr Pepper/Seven Up
Eli Lilly & Company
Estee Lauder
Ethan Allen
Federal Express Corp.
First Health Growth
Health Assn
H.J. Heinz Co.
Heinz Service Company
Hotjobs.com
The Home Depot
HQ Global Workplaces
Humana
Ikea NA Services
International Paper
Johanna Foods Inc.
Johns Hopkins
Johns Manville
Johnson & Johnson
Joseph E. Seagram
Kaiser Permianente
Kinkos, Inc
Masonic Homes
Mead Corp.
Merck & Co.
National Gypsum
Nike
Office Max
Pepsi-Cola
Pfizer
Phillip Morris
Procter & Gamble
RCN Corporation
The Ritz Carlton
S.C. Johnson Wax
Scripps Health
Schering-Plough .
Sharper Image
Sony North America
Starbucks Coffee Co
Starwood Hotels
The Limited, Inc.
Tiffany & Co.
Tishman Speyer
Tyco Electronics
Under Armour
Wellpoint Health
Networks
Wm. Wrigley Gunderson
Yum! Brands, Inc.


   

First, I would like to thank all of the students from Stanford and Carnegie Tech that have been visiting this site and sending email. A lot of it didn't suck. Last week's piece on Adaptive Branding seemed to have struck a chord. I think that's because everybody and their brother seems to have an idea as to just what a brand is, so when you start adding words on top of the word "brand" it throws everybody into definition hell.

Here is my favorite definition of a brand as described by Ford's deposed CEO Jack Nasser. "A brand is a product that got famous for one important thing." Simple. Elegant. Incontestable. It works well with our definition of an Adaptive Brand: a product that is famous for what is important to the audience now and adapts to what is important to the audience in the future.

But now a few words about "the audience." Several years ago I wrote "Imagine having a terrific product to sell and a captive audience of 100 possible prospects to sell it to. Which way would move more product? Would you have one salesman stand on a chair with a microphone and pitch the entire room at the same time or would you instruct 20 salesmen to work their way through the crowd, meeting and greeting folks, acquainting themselves with the most likely customers, then figuring exactly what it would take to get them to say "yes"?" Well the same thing holds true today, but guys like Seth Godin are making bank on permission marketing like it's some kind of holy grail. This is nothing new. This is just common sense.

Most people would rather not meet anybody they don't know or go anywhere they haven't been. They damn sure don't want to be bothered by advertising, or somebody asking them for permission to bother them at some later date. They would much rather be left alone to watch Spongebob reruns. I know I would.

Back in 2004 we unveiled a new conceptual ad campaign for Coke Classic. With Coke's marketing in turmoil, revenues in the toilet and many agencies vying for the business, our Double Think team worked on discovering and defining the powerful product-based brand character inherent in Coca-Cola Classic. We went in to discover the prime motivator that would compel the Coke Classic faithful to become active (as opposed to passive) brand ambassadors. We hoped to uncover who rather than what defines the true character of Brand Coke Classic.

While a global brand, we believed Coke to be uniquely American. We then chose to make that stand for something with the the tagline "A Cool American". "The campaign put forth a set of unique personality qualifiers that defied categorization, yet together, painted a holistic picture of a unique individual that could not easily be slotted into a demographic bucket," according to Steve Hall at Adrants.

The Cool American campaign gained so much industry notoriety that three months later (December 23, 2004) Nate Ives of the New York Times headlined, "Unauthorized campaigns used by unauthorized creators to show their creativity become a trend." The article featured our Coca-Cola campaign as a prime example of "New ads and ideas for campaigns that are increasingly popping up without client or agency involvement, whether online, on television or metaphorically nailed to boardroom doors," as Mr. Ives put it.

Of course the trend spoken of first in the New York Times article that led with our Cool American campaign then became known as "user-generated content," one of the most powerful aspects of so-called Web 2.0. But still the agencies ignored the changes in the audience. What do you have to do to wake these guys up? Drive a tour bus through their slate and velvet conference rooms and file the audience out one by one to pimp slap them into conciousness?

So here I am again, three years later, trying to push the boundaries of how and what has come to define the state of today's advertising audience. The big difference this time is that everybody knows Madison Avenue is asleep at the switch, so I don't have to waste my breath talking to them. More importantly, I once again have my own agency and my own clients so i don't really give a damn whether anybody listens or not.

But just in case you guys from Stanford and Carnegie Tech are interested, at GASP we no longer use the term "consumer," "customer," "user" or "prospect" to define the person our work is designed to influence. We are now dealing with an infinite variety of audiences that are not in any way interested in being sold to or pitched to or motivated to buy. As such, we believe that to consider these audiences as any part of the marketing effort before they have made such a decision is a fatal mistake. So it is that GASP has come to refer to those we seek to influence as simply, "the audience."  

The reason for such a consideration is to assure that all of those associated with the creative process at GASP, as well as our clients, give the utmost respect and consideration as to the extreme value people now place on their time and their attention. When considered as the audience, it is understood that there are certain expectations that must be met. Audience members will not sit still for having their time wasted or disregarded. If time is money (and it is) then the audience member is paying with their attention and expects to get their money's worth.

"Messaging" no longer works. According to my partner, Angela Glenn, "Most people would rather laugh than think. It's no longer enough to inform. You must entertain." Taking this position puts GASP squarely in the camp of those clients who have come to understand that they must establish a two-way dialogue with those they wish to influence.   Understanding the unmet wants, needs and desires of the audience is the absolute first step in establishing the grounds for that dialogue to begin.

As was stated on this page last week, "This is what is meaningful to the audience: the well being of their family. The security and growth of their financial holdings. Their personal development as a human being. And last but not least, their ability to have fun and escape the pressures of worrying about issues one through three. Anybody who tells you anything else is totally out of touch with reality."

It has been the ground-breaking work done by the Institute for Advanced Practices in Advertising that first set GASP on this path towards understanding those things the audience perceives as meaningful. These areas of interest are at the core of the IAPIA's work on Complex Adaptive Systems as they relate to the definition of an Adaptive Branding Theory.

In their widely acclaimed book "Complex Adaptive Systems: An Introduction to Computational Models of Social Life" by John H. Miller, Professor of Economics and Social Sciences at Carnegie Mellon University, and Scott E. Page, Professor of Complex Systems, Political Science and Economics at the University of Michigan, it is stated that, "The complex adaptive social systems view of the world allows us to explore the spaces between simple and strategic behavior, between pairs and infinities of agents, between equilibrium and chaos, between richness and rigor, and between anarchy and control. These spaces lie between what we currently know and what we need to know. They are not subtle refinements on the landscape of knowledge but represent substantial deviations from what we typically assume."

It might sound like pretty heady stuff, but if somebody in this business doesn't start doing some heavy lifting our clients will offshore this whole damn business to Bangladore with their customer service activities.

The above-mentioned agent-based models have already shown their value in illuminating the study of economic and other social processes. Their application by IAPIA to the current chaotic conditions in product marketing and branding holds great promise. I can assure you that GASP and the IAPIA will continue to seek insight into the effect of the growing empowerment of the audience as this important work evolves. And you guys will be the first to know what we come up with. If you're still awake.

Stay tuned.

 

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