VOLUME 137

WEDNESDAY
May 1, 2007

You keep saying the same thing over and over again. Are you writing this thing with a Xerox machine? --Jesse T., London

Never thought of that way out. Thanks –hw

MAD002
The Journey to Great

MAD009
The Death of Advertising

MAD023
The Boy Who Broke My Heart

MAD025
Too Busy for Temptation

MAD072
The Rise and Fall of theCreative Class

MAD077
Size Matters. Not!

MAD006
The Battle for Coca-Cola Rages On

MAD059
Happy Birthday to Me

MAD060
The City that Spawned the Age of Advertising

MAD066
The True Cool

MAD095
The Creeping Influence Of All Things Emo.

MAD015
The Four Great Myths of Global Branding

MAD026
The One True Thing

MAD030
The Lost Art of Persuasion

MAD021
Dare To Be Great: The Mad Genius of The "Matrix"

MAD071
Boomers Downshift
To Neutral

MAD092
Advertising Immunity. Can It Be Cured In Our Lifetime?

MAD100
Breathing New Life Into American Business.



AD/PR AGENCIES
A.C. Nielsen Co.
Arnold Worldwide
BBDO NY
Bravo Group
Brodeur Porter MNovelli
Brandimensions
Bumble Ward & MAssociates
Burston Marsteller
Campbell Ewald
Carat USA
Chicago Creative
Cimarron Group
The Conference MBoard
Cramer Krasselt
Creative Media
Crispin Porter & Bogusky
Dai Worldwide
D'arcy Masius MBenton Bowles
David & Goliath
DDB Needham
Deutsch, Inc.
Designory
Draft Worldwide
Euro/Halvas North America
Fallon
Fleishman Hilliard
Foote, Cone & MBelding
Fusion P.R.
Goodby,Silverstein
Grey Advertising
GSD&M
Hal Riney & MPartners
Hill & Knowlton
Hill, Holiday
Interpublic Group
J. Walter MThompson USA.
Infinity Marketing Solutions
Jager Di Paola
Kemp
Jordan Case McGrath
Landor Associates
Leo Burnett USA
Leverage
Lowe Lintas
The Martin Agency
The MacManus Group
Masterminds Adv.
McCann-Erickson
McKinney & Silver
MetroDetroit Signs
The McManus MGroup
McKinsey & Co
Mediacom
Media Log
Mindshare
Modem Media
Modernista
Mullen Advertising
Noble &
MAssociates
Ogilvy & Mather
Organic Online
Omnicom Group
P&F MCommunications
Partnership
Patriot Media and MCommunications
Publicis
Rives Carlberg,
The Romann Group
Saatchi and MSaatchi
Schlesinger Assoc
SevenTwentyFour

The Sponsorship MCo.
Sullivan, Higdon & MSink
TBWA Chiat/Day
True North
US Web
US Web Pittsburgh
Valentine McCormick Ligibel
Wong Doody
WPP Group
Western Media
Young & Rubicam
Zentropy
Zyman Group

PUBLICATIONS
Adrants
Adweek
American Busines Media
American City MBusiness Journal
Bloomberg Financial
Brandweek
C|Net
Chicago Tribune
CMP Publications,
Corbis Corp.
Cox Newspapers
Crain Communications
Dow Jones
DowJones-
MTelerate
Forbes, Inc.
Getty Images
Hachette Filipacchi
Harper Collins
Houghton Miffin Co.
Las Vegas Review MJournal
Lexis-Nexis
Los Angeles Times
Medialink MWorldwide
Meridith MCorporation
Monster Worldwide
MNetwork
New York MMagazine
New York MObserver
New York Times
News Corp.
Playboy
Public Interest MNetwork
Random House,
Reuters MInformation
Screenvision MCinema
The Mcgraw-Hill MCos.
The Providence MJournal
The Economist
TV Guide
United

FINANCIAL FIRMS
Assurant, Inc.
American Express
American Family
MInsurance
Automatic Data
Bank Of America
Bank One
Banque Paribus
Bear Sterns MSecurity
Booze Allen MHamilton
Central Life MInsurance
Charles Schwab & Co.
Citicorp Global Information Network
Chase Manhatten MBank
Commonwealth
Dean Witter
Debartolo MProperties
Deutsche Bank
Dorland Sweeny MJones
Ernst & Young
Fannie Mae
Farmers Insurance
First American Title
Guardian Life MInsurance
Greenwich Capital Markets
Harris Trust & MSavings
Icon International
Indymac Bancorp
Investors Bank & MTrust
John Hancock Insurance
Johnson & Higgins
Kiwi Partners, Inc
KMPG LP
Kmpg/Peat MMarwick
Lehman Brothers
Lazard Freres
Massachussetts MMutual
Mckinsey & MCompany
Merril Lynch
Met Life
Mutual Life Of MCanada
Mutual Of Omaha
Morgan Stanley MGroup
Nations Bank
New York Life
Oliver Wyman, Inc
PanAsian Venture
Capital .
Paine Webber
Price Waterhouse
Principal Financial MGroup
Progressive Insurance
Regent Business Centers
Reliastar Financial
Royal Bank of MCanada
Salomon Inc
State Farm Mutual
Sun America
Swift Ventures
VeriSign
United Title
Wells Fargo
World Bank Group

GOVERNMENT/NGO
42nd Communications Squadron, Maxwell AFB
Admin Office of U.S. MCourts
Air Force Logistics MCommand.
Autism Partnership
The Art Institute MInternational
American Red Cross
Cal Dept. of S
ocial MServices
Canadian Wheat Board
City Of Philadelphia
City of Los Angeles
City of New York
Commonwealth of MKentucky
Communicom Services, Alabama
Development Prog.
DOD Network
Eastern Band of MCherokee Indians
Federal Reserve Board
Hadassah MCorporation
Harvard University
Institute For MAdvanced Study
Internal Revenue MService
John D & Cathrine T. McArthur Foundation
Leukemia & MLymphomia Fund
LosAngeles Unified
School District
NASA
Navy Network MInformation Center
NJ Dept. of
Treasury
N.J. Transit
New York Police MDept.
Office of Mgmt. and Budget
Port Authority Of NY MNJ
State of Idaho
State Of Ohio MNetwork
State of Tennessee
MDept. of Education
St. Francis House
St. Luke's Shawnee MMission
The Freedom Forum

The Hay Group

U.S. Army Research
U.S. Dept. of Commerce
U.S. Dept. of State
U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development
Utah Educational Network
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
United Nations
United Space Alliance
U.S. Geological Survey
United Federation of
Teachers Welfare Fund

Virginia Economic Development
Western Cancer MCenter

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AUTOMOTIVE
Chrysler Motors MCorp.
General Motors
Mercedes-Benz NA

Mercedes-Benz MUSA
Mitsubishi Motor MSales
Nissan North MAmerica
Volkswagen of MAmerica
Harley-Davidson

TECHNOLOGY
Accelovation
AG Technologies
Allied Signal, Inc.
Altavista Company
Apple Computer
AT&T Corp.
Bell Laboratories
Boeing

Cisco Systems
Computer Sciences MCorp.
Compass MCommunications
Computerwise, Inc.
Cornerstone Research
Cybernostic Group
Cyveillance, Inc
.
Danger.com
Dell Computer Corp.
Diebold
Digitas
Energy Group MNetworks
E. D. S.
Edaptivity.com
Equinix, Inc.
Evocative, Inc
GHI Technologies
GTech, Corp.
Genentech, Inc

General Electric Plastics

Hewlett-Packard MCo.
Hollywood Interactive
Honeywell, Inc.
Hughes Network
IBM Corporation
Knology Holdings
Intel Corporation
Layered MTechnologies
Macromedia, Inc.
MediaLog, Inc.
Metrored SA

Microsoft Corp
Microsoft Hotmail
Mobilnetics, Corp.
MindShare
NKH&W Fon

National Center for MSupercomputing
NTT America
Netscape
NetVision, Ltd.
New Dream MNetwork
Northrop Grumman
Oracle MDatenbanksystem MGmbH
Pulitzer MTechnologies
PlayStar Music MCorp.
PiloSoft, Inc.
Ricoh
Reuters Information
Rackspace.com, Ltd.
MTech
Salk Institute
Savvis
SAP America
Sciworth, Inc.
Scripps Research Institute

Sonic Walls

Sun Microsystems
Supercomputing
Secure Computing
Symantec
MSystems
UAL Loyalty MServices
Union DataCom

VeriSign
Virtual Compute
Corp.
Wynne D City Power
Web M.D.
Xerox Palo Alto Research Center
Yahoo!
Yipes Communications

ENTERTAINMENT
19 Entertainment
20th Century Fox
Agency for MPerforming Arts
Ask Jeeves, Inc.
Barnes & Noble
CAA
CBS Studio Center
CBS, Inc.
CineWorks
Clear Channel
Courtroom TV MNetwork
DIC Entertainment
DirecTV
Disney Worldwide Services
Electric Lightwave
Emeril’s Homebase Exxon Mobile Corp.
ESPN
Fandango
Franklin Weinrib Rudell
Golf TV
GE/NBC
Harpo Productions
Hollywood Gower
International MCreative Mgmt
Metropolitan MMuseum of Art
MCA Inc.
NHL Enterprises
Paramount Pictures
Public BroadcastingMCo.
Screenvision
Sirius Satellite Radio
Sony Pictures Entertainment
Steinway & Sons
The Broder Kurland MAgency
The Gersh Agency
The New York Jets
Ticketmaster
Universal Studios
Universal Music Group
United Talent Agency

Vasallo, PC
Viacom MInternational
Videotron Telecom
Visable World, Inc.
Webb Uffnar MAgency

CONSUMER PRODUCTS
Abbott Laboratories
Affiliated Foods
Air Canada
Allegiance
American Airlines, Inc.
Healthcare
Amazon.com
Allied Signal, Inc.
Amaco Corporation
Anheuser Busch
Apple Computer
Berretta, USA
Bausch & Lomb

Bayer Corp.
Borders, Inc.
Calvin Klein Cosmetics
Canadian Mental
Christian & Timbers
MCompany
Colgate Palmolive
Conrail
Cooper Oil Tool Div.
Delta Air Lines
Dr Pepper/Seven Up
Eli Lilly & Company
Estee Lauder
Ethan Allen
Federal Express MCorp.
First Health Growth
Health Assn
H.J. Heinz Co.
Heinz Service
Company
Hotjobs.com
The Home Depot
HQ Global Workplaces

Humana
Ikea NA Services
International Paper
Johanna Foods Inc
.
Johns Hopkins
Johns Manville
Johnson & Johnson
Joseph E. Seagram
Kaiser Permianente
Kinkos, Inc
Masonic Homes
Mead Corp.
Merck & Co.
National Gypsum
Nike
Office Max
Pepsi-Cola
Pfizer
Phillip Morris
Procter & Gamble
RCN Corporation
The Ritz Carlton
S.C. Johnson Wax
Scripps Health
Schering-Plough .
Sharper Image
Sony North America
Starbucks Coffee Co
Starwood Hotels
The Limited, Inc.
Tiffany & Co.
Tishman Speyer
Tyco Electronics
Under Armour
Wellpoint Health
MNetworks
Wm. Wrigley Gunderson
Yum! Brands, Inc.


   

So last week I got myself in a little hot water. Three of the biggest agency recruiters took issue with me going public on their attempts at recruiting me for their client agency. But that was minor compared with the poopstorm I stirred up from my client side readers.

They were really hot about my flippant attitude about agency "malpractice" and the havoc this is currently wreaking in global marketing organizations. In no uncertain terms, here is their beef.

Agencies talk about integrated customer communications(meaning talking to everybody the same regardless of the sales channel for a seamless brand personality). Clients are demanding integrated customer experiences (meaning talking and listening to everybody the same regardless of the sales channel or customer touch point for a seamless customer experience).

What clients want is way more difficult than what agencies are prepared to deliver. This shortfall is a serious issue to CMOs faced with higher performance demands for the same or lower marketing resources.

My friends on the client side took exception to my playful attitude about what was to them, a major breach of faith on the part of their so-called agency partners. "Self-indulgent creative." That was the term that came up the most in conversation. That and "completely out of touch with the customer's reality." Now I was quick to remind said client types that they were preaching to the choir. But they were having none of it.

"You agency guys all have your heads up your..." was their response, as if taking a breath before rushing in for the kill. I was damned by former association.   "And guys like you are the last person some agency should be throwing their money away on," was how most of the responses netted out. Then, after that, they would blast me for not grasping the seriousness of the situation that product and services marketers are currently faced with.

First, there is the growing consumer backlash that comes from the 1.5 billion pieces of spam that clog mailboxes on a daily basis. Then there is the "everything is an advertising medium" syndrome that has created the clutter that consumers can no longer hide from. Bottom line. Nobody is listening. Billions in messaging and nobody to receive it.

I'D BE UPSET TOO IF I GAVE SOMEBODY A BLANK CHECK AND THE BEST THEY COULD GIVE ME IN RETURN WAS A STUPID CLIO STATUE.

Agencies are not doing their best to help clients build trust with their customers. Ask someone how they feel about buying on the web and the first thing they will say is, "Why don't I just toss my credit cards out of the window?"

Nobody believes that online merchants are not selling their data as soon as the transaction is done. That's a real problem, not---what color should the new logo be?

How does the customer experience the brand across a dozen or more channels in a manner that is both seamless and compelling? This is the part where most agency Art Directors go, "What channel is that? CBS or NBC?"

The day-to-day nightmares of being in charge of the marketing decision-making process have not been made easier by their agency relationships. Agencies are not generally asking if the clients really know who their customers are. They are not generally digging for an understanding as to the value those customers generate for the business. "Do you think we can get Joe Pytka?" is the kind of questions you generally get from the agency side.  

So the clients are finally wising up and saying, Hell no." And they are finally taking matters into their own hands.

It is the clients and not their agencies that are taking the lead in cultivating customer relationships. Forget enhancing the creative. Screw refining the media mix. Clients have begun to understand that in the context of strained customer relationships, communications must now become invitational rather than intrusive. Intrusive just gets ignored.

"Messaging" no longer applies. "Dialogue" is what is being demanded. Permission-based and mutually beneficial is the name of this latest game and the agency is not even in the room when these decisions are being made.

I don't understand why most agencies have failed to realize that customer relationships are their client's strongest asset.

The agencies could have been in the driver's seat in building long-term customer equity and propelling brand profitability.

But, nooooo. You can't get to Cannes talking customer expectations. You can't make Creative Director on customer-centric marketing metrics. So while the agencies have been busy talking to themselves, their clients have taken to listening to their customers. Will the last person on Madison Avenue please turn off the lights.

Stay tuned.

 

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