VOLUME 108
WEDNESDAY
OCTOBER 10,
2006

We haven't heard lately about anybody who is doing it right. Surely there must be someone? L. Nelson, Boston
There is a little place just south of Witchita, about two miles. –hw

MAD019
The Best Laid Plans
Of Mice And Men.

MAD024
Out Of The Frying Pan.

MAD006
The Battle For Coca-Cola Rages On.

MAD012
Global Cooling

MAD018
Mitsu Who?

MAD027
Concept Is Stronger Than Fact.

MAD026
The One True Thing.

MAD020
The Future As I See It.

MAD002
The Journey to Great

MAD009
The Death of Advertising

MAD023
The Boy Who Broke My Heart

MAD025
Too Busy for Temptation

MAD072
The Rise and Fall of theCreative Class

MAD077
Size Matters. Not!

MAD006
The Battle for Coca-Cola Rages On

MAD059
Happy Fucking Birthday to Me

MAD060
The City that Spawned the Age of Advertising

MAD066
The True Cool

MAD095
The Creeping Influence Of All Things Emo.

MAD015
The Four Great Myths of Global Branding

MAD028
I Create, Therefore I Am.

MAD030
The Lost Art of Persuasion

MAD021
Dare To Be Great: The Mad Genius of The "Matrix"

MAD071
Boomers Downshift
To Neutral

MAD092
Advertising Immunity. Can It Be Cured In Our Lifetime?

MAD100
Breathing New Life Into American Business.


AD/PR AGENCIES
BBDO NY
Bravo Group
Brodeur Porter MNovelli
Brandimensions
Bumble Ward & MAssociates
Campbell Ewald
Carat USA
Chicago Creative
Cimarron Group
The Conference MBoard
Cramer Krasselt
Creative Media
Dai Worldwide
Darcy Masius MBenton Bowles
David & Goliath
DDB Needham
Deutsch, Inc.
Designory
Draft Worldwide
Fallon
Fleishman Hilliard
Foote, Cone & MBelding
Fusion P.R.
Goodby,Silverstein
Grey Advertising
GSD&M
Hal Riney & MPartners
Hill & Knowlton
Hill, Holiday
Interpublic Group
J. Walter MThompson USA.
Jager Di Paola Kemp
Landor Associates
Leo Burnett USA
Leverage
Lowe Lintas
The Martin Agency
Masterminds Adv.
McCann-Erickson
The McManus MGroup
Mediacom
Media Log
Mindshare
Modem Media
Modernista
Mullen Advertising
Noble &
MAssociates
Ogilvy & Mather
Organic Online
Omnicom Group
P&F MCommunications
Partnership
Patriot Media and MCommunications
Publicis
Rives Carlberg,
The Romann Group
Saatchi and MSaatchi
Schlesinger Assoc
SevenTwentyFour

The Sponsorship MCo.
Sullivan, Higdon & MSink
TBWA Chiat/Day
True North
US Web
US Web Pittsburgh
Valentine McCormick Ligibel
Wong Doody
WPP Group
Young & Rubicam
Zentropy
Zyman Group

PUBLICATIONS
Adrants
Adweek
American Busines Media
American City MBusiness Journal
Bloomberg Financial
Brandweek
C|Net
Chicago Tribune
CMP Publications,
Corbis Corp.
Cox Newspapers
Crain Communications
Dow Jones
DowJones-
MTelerate
Forbes, Inc.
Getty Images
Hachette Filipacchi
Harper Collins
Houghton Miffin Co.
Las Vegas Review MJournal
Lexis-Nexis
Los Angeles Times
Medialink MWorldwide
Meridith MCorporation
Monster Worldwide
MNetwork
New York MMagazine
New York MObserver
New York Times
News Corp.
Playboy
Public Interest MNetwork
Random House,
Reuters MInformation
Screenvision MCinema
The Mcgraw-Hill MCos.
The Providence MJournal
TV Guide

FINANCIAL FIRMS
Assurant, Inc.
American Express

American Family MInsurance
Automatic Data
Bank Of America
Bank One
Bear Sterns MSecurity
Booze Allen MHamilton
Central Life MInsurance
Charles Schwab & MCo.
Chase Manhatten MBank
Commonwealth
Dean Witter
Debartolo MProperties
Deutsche Bank
Dorland Sweeny MJones
Ernst & Young
Fannie Mae
Farmers Insurance
Guardian Life MInsurance
Harris Trust & MSavings
Indymac Bancorp
Investors Bank & MTrust
Johnson & Higgins
Kiwi Partners, Inc
KMPG LP
Kmpg/Peat MMarwick
Lehman Brothers
Lazard Freres
Massachussetts MMutual
Mckinsey & MCompany
Merril Lynch
Met Life
Mutual Life Of MCanada
Mutual Of Omaha
Morgan Stanley MGroup
Nations Bank
New York Life
Oliver Wyman, Inc
PanAsian Venture
Capital .
Paine Webber
Price Waterhouse
Principal Financial MGroup
Reliastar Financial
Royal Bank of MCanada
Salomon Inc
Swift Ventures
VeriSign
Wells Fargo

(New This Month)






AUTOMOTIVE

Chrysler Motors MCorp.
General Motors
Mercedes-Benz NA
Mercedes-Benz MUSA
Mitsubishi Motor MSales
Nissan North MAmerica
Volkswagen of MAmerica

TECHNOLOGY
AG Technologies
Allied Signal, Inc.
Altavista Company
Apple Computer
Cisco Systems
Computer Sciences MCorp.
Computerwise, Inc.
Cybernostic Group
Cyveillance, Inc.
Danger.com
Dell Computer Corp.
Diebold
Digitas
Energy Group MNetworks
E. D. S.
Equinix, Inc.
Evocative, Inc
GHI Technologies
GTech, Cor[.

Hewlett-Packard MCo.
Honeywell, Inc.
Hughes Network
IBM Corporation
Intel Corporation
Layered MTechnologies
Macromedia, Inc.
MediaLog, Inc.
Metrored SA
Microsoft Corp
Microsoft Hotmail
National Center for MSupercomputing
Netscape
NetVision, Ltd.
New Dream MNetwork
Oracle MDatenbanksystem MGmbH
Pulitzer MTechnologies
PlayStar Music MCorp.
PiloSoft, Inc.
Reuters Information MTech.
Savvis
Sciworth, Inc.
Sun Microsystems
Supercomputing
Secure Computing
Symantec
MSystems
UAL Loyalty MServices
VeriSign
Virtual Compute
Corp.
Yahoo!

ENTERTAINMENT
19 Entertainment
20th Century Fox
Agency for MPerforming Arts
Ask Jeeves, Inc.
Barnes & Noble
CAA
CBS Studio Center
CBS, Inc.
CineWorks
Clear Channel
Courtroom TV MNetwork
DirecTV
Disney Worldwide Services
Electric Lightwave
Emeril’s Homebase
ESPN
Fandango
Franklin Weinrib Rudell
Golf TV
GE/NBC
Harpo Productions
Hollywood Gower
International MCreative Mgmt
Metropolitan MMuseum of Art
MCA Inc.
NHL Enterprises
Paramount Pictures
Public BroadcastingMCo.
Screenvision
Sirius Satellite Radio
The Broder Kurland MAgency
The Gersh Agency
The New York Jets
Ticketmaster
Universal Studios
Vasallo, PC
Viacom MInternational
Videotron Telecom
Visable World, Inc.
Webb Uffnar MAgency

GOVERNMENT/NGO
42nd Communications Squadron, Maxwell AFB
Admin Office of U.S. MCourts
Air Force Logistics MCommand.
The Art Institute MInternational
Cal Dept. of Social MServices
City Of Philadelphia
Commonwealth of MKentucky
Development Prog.
DOD Network
Eastern Band of MCherokee Indians
Federal Reserve Board
Hadassah MCorporation
Harvard University
Institute For MAdvanced Study
Internal Revenue MService
Leukemia & MLymphomia Fund
LosAngeles Unified
School District
NASA
Navy Network MInformation Center
NJ Dept. of Treasury
New York Police MDept.
Office of Mgmt. and Budget
Port Authority Of NY MNJ
State of Idaho
State Of Ohio MNetwork
State of Tennessee
MDept. of Education
St. Francis House
St. Luke's Shawnee MMission
U.S. Army Research
U.S. Dept. of Commerce
United Nations
United Space Alliance
Western Cancer MCenter

CONSUMER PRODUCTS
Abbott Laboratories
Affiliated Foods
Allegiance Healthcare
Allied Signal, Inc.
Amaco Corporation
Anheuser Busch
Apple Computer
Berretta, USA
Boeing
Calvin Klein Cosmetics
Canadian Mental
Christian & Timbers
MCompany
Conrail
Cooper Oil Tool Div.
Delta Air Lines
Dr Pepper/Seven Up
Estee Lauder
Ethan Allen
Federal Express MCorp.
First Health Growth
Health Assn
Heinz Service Company
Hotjobs.com
Humana
Ikea NA Services
International Paper
Johanna Foods Inc.
Johns Hopkins
Johnson & Johnson
Joseph E. Seagram
Kaiser Permianente
Kinkos, Inc
Masonic Homes
Mead Corp.
Merck & Co.
National Gypsum
Office Max
Pepsi-Cola
Pfizer
Phillip Morris
Procter & Gamble
RCN Corporation
S.C. Johnson Wax
Scripps Health
Schering-Plough .
Sony North America
Starbucks Coffee Co
Starwood Hotels
The Limited, Inc.
Tiffany & Co.
Tishman Speyer
Tyco Electronics
Under Armour
Wellpoint Health
MNetworks
Wm. Wrigley Gunderson
Yum! Brands, Inc.


   

Hello there, world. Everything is great here in corporate America. Couldn't be better. Sales are up. Profits are up. The prospects for long term, double-digit growth couldn't be better. Did we mention that everything was great and getting better every minute?

Now if all of you out there in Advertising Land just keep repeating the above to yourselves at least once an hour you will experience a sense of euphoria and well-being that should last until the electric company turns off the lights in your office and you finally notice you're the last person to leave.

For the rest of you, here is a tale guaranteed to scare the bejeesus out of you well in advance of any Halloween ghost story. It goes a little something like this.

Ever since anybody can remember, corporate America has been dependent upon advertising (and its wicked step mother, marketing) to stimulate the sales that lead to long-term growth, although nobody has ever really been able to tie the two together. It was basically taken on faith that if you advertise, you grow the business.

But what do you think would happen if one day business ceased to grow? What would that mean to those of us in advertising? What would it mean to you?

Well, the time to ponder that question is finally at hand. In a recent study released by the Harvard Business Review, it was determined that only 10% of publicly traded companies experienced double-digit growth between 1990 and 2000. And when you strip away the voodoo accounting methods of the Enron era, the dubious valuations of the merger and acquisitions craze, and the bottle rocket economics of new product innovation, the numbers get even more scary.

"But this is 2006," you are probably saying. "Things must be looking up?" Well consider this, Sparky. Enron got caught. Their accounting firm, Arthur Anderson & Company went down in flames. The Feds stepped in to straightjacket corporate accounting.

And the M&A craze? Repeat after me.

ANTI-TRUST TURNS GREED TO DUST. ANTI-TRUST TURNS GREED TO DUST.

That leaves new product innovation. You remember new products? Those cute little gadgets with the 75% failure rate? Oh yeah. Let's bet the farm on new product innovation.

Well boys and girls, here is a unique thought. What if everybody already has all the new flavors of toothpaste they need? All the new cell phones. All the new Toyotas. What if they decide they don't want to spend 1,200 bucks a seat for version 8.5 of the software that was better back when it was 6.0? And I quote Harvard Business Review:

"The hard truth is that most companies have started to run up against the limits of growth based on products alone, whether they are manufactured goods or the 'products' of a service business."

Well, are we scared yet? We damn sure need to be. Can you say "market saturation" boys and girls? And don't go looking around the world for "expansion markets." That "billions of new consumers" rhetoric is a dog that won't hunt. Not when confronted with the realities of weak consumer and industrial purchasing power, inefficient distribution channels, economic and political instability and the ever-growing wall of protectionist import laws and tariffs. If you are thinking China, watch your back. They are building business skills strong enough to capture their own markets and have ours for dessert.

No, I hate to be the one to burst your bubble. But the times they are a-changin'. And if the only thing keeping you up at night is winning your next Clio award then I wish you pleasant dreams. But for the rest of you, be afraid. Be very afraid.

Stay tuned.